Pittsburgh Ponderosa

When you go to a rock concert, break your foot in the mosh pit and then have sex in the back of a Tahoe before going to the ER.

I took Linda to see blink 182 and at the end of the show she broke her foot ..but she still let me give her the Pittsburgh Ponderosa.

by Piece_of_crap_33 August 2, 2025

Pittsburgh Tuxedo

An outfit wore by Yinzers that consists of a Pittsburgh Steelers Jersey and often jeans worn to any setting from Weddings to funerals and even the waterpark.

Hey look Don even is dressed up for the wedding he's got his Pittsburgh Tuxedo on.

by Daynoodles September 30, 2025

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

Lady Pitts

A fucking ghetto ass school inside another school just outside the projects that teaches ghetto black girls who get pregnant in their teens how to take care of their child.

I'm pregnant???? Well, I guess I gotta go to Lady Pitts now...

by ummmmnotghetto September 21, 2009

ass pits

like arm pits, but in the ass. typically in fat people, when you pick up an ass cheek and see the thigh underneath.

woah..she's so fat she has ass pits!

by anonymouse113 July 11, 2010

Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg

Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts

by The tinker July 31, 2012

Dank Pits

When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed

Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"

by Gtfoofmyface March 20, 2016