Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.

Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.

by No one's as THICC as Gaston May 27, 2017

Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.

Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...

by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010

Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local

Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.

by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009

pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.

Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.

by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013

pineapple cunt

A large swollen vagina that creams yellow liquid

Tyler: she had a fat ass pineapple cunt

by Piglet8787 June 27, 2016

paneel

to get panelled is amnesia for the events of any part of a drinking episode without loss of consciousness. It is characterized by memory impairment during intoxication in the relative absence of other skill deficits.

I can't feel my face when I'm paneeled

by Sots_s March 20, 2016

Pineapple

n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.

A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple!

This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.

by Athinaki October 6, 2016