Pete Sake

A badass, efficient, mother' fucker. No-one fuck's with Pete. Respected by The Realest, he holds the titles: The Leader of WØrldcitiz3n.

Guy 2: Pete? or Pete Sake?
Guy 1; (continuing a story): Peke Sake man, Pete wouldn't be that cool.

Guy 2: Damn, you know him? no way!

by Sudonymovic May 24, 2019

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower March 20, 2018

Passenger seat Pete

Instead of sliding in the dm he slides into the passenger seat of the car

Random Girl about to get into her car to leave by herself passenger seat Pete (Jose) slides right into that passenger seat to accompany her

by Trash Panda King August 03, 2018

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 02, 2017

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 10, 2021

No Pussy Pete

The type of people who play casual or less serious modes on multiplayer video games like if they don't win every game their family will get beheaded. The idea being that they play like they never gotten any pussy.

"Hey man the NPP's sure are out in full force tonight on league of legends"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"

by LinkmaBOI May 10, 2023