Tö is slang for an Argentinian blowjob, but specifically from Argentina. It's also the name of a baby that lives in a group of crazy people and has relatively good music taste. In 4 years, when the baby turns 25 it will suddenly become respected by the group. Tö can often be heard saying, "my fault" while giggling after insulting whoever he was speaking with. Overall, he's a pretty chill little dude.
by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025
Krut is from down under. He goes to bush doofs where he takes disco biscuits before eating ass and then passes out on the way to Maccas. He is beloved his friends for being the most apologetic about everything he didn't do. Kurt, his alter-ego, is actually a super nice bloke.
Krut! Krut! Krut!
by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025
Pete is a genuinely kind man who truly understands what it takes to love and care for someone. He knows how to love a person's best friend dearly. He also brings the shots to the room when Ryann screams from across the house. Pete can be beckoned by the sex turtle call.
by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025
It's been 20 years since this animal was defined. We don't know what it is, but we are certain it is autistic. It definitely uses AI for every single argument it's ever been in. Any mentions of previous definitions by anyone named darknessfairie are now invalid. GENIUS.
by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025
Ryann is a pastel-loving bad bitch. Ryann's spirit animal is a bunny. If you ever meet a Ryann, you must gift her with any cute object near you or you will instantly BUSTTTTTTTT. An acceptable alternate is to smoke her up using a cute piece, if you don't use a cute piece you will instantly COMBUST.
by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025