by retarded crusader August 8, 2020
Get the pet sandalmug. a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside
Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet
by mayker68 February 23, 2022
Get the Teacher Petmug. A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022
Get the Pet Manmug. A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.
*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023
Get the Teacher's petmug. (The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)
Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals
Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds
Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)
Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion
This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries
(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals
Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds
Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)
Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion
This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries
(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found
Kid 2: What is It
Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting
Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it
Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
Kid 2: What is It
Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting
Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it
Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023
Get the Pet Collectingmug. by National pet day May 20, 2024
Get the National Pet Daymug. A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure
I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024
Get the Pocket petmug.