Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

“have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023

Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021

Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any

Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents

by Reulind June 30, 2022

Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 13, 2021

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.

Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.

by slide street November 20, 2015

Parent whipped

When a child allows their parents to yell at them without fighting back or snapping on them

I can't believe Tim allows his parents to just yell at him like that he's so parent whipped

by mattypatty1013 March 30, 2018