attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.
by adchan July 5, 2011
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by HtotheRizzo March 28, 2011
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"Did you see that Tulsa rally? 1 million people registered and only a thousand showed up. That's totally Parscale, and it's all Brad's fault."
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Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."
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As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.
by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009
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