blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

Dave Type

Ricky Webster. Anything pertaining to Ricky Webster or anyone who is listed as anything like Ricky Webster is the Dave Type. Dave Type refers to a life-long obsession to the music, videos, concerts, and other forms of media of the Dave Matthews Band. This also includes the members of the band.

The Dave Type may or may not base their plans for the year around Dave's touring schedual

by Crazyrocker June 4, 2009

Spongey Dave

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

dave edbie

a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.

that guy is exactly like a dave edbie.... nice but so stubborn sometimes

by thompo March 19, 2013

The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

rod and dave

well dave is ok in recess bball games but kinda garbage at our real games, and rod never keeps promises

Rod and Dave

by ORANGEPEEL5000 May 16, 2019