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Once you go black, you never go back 

Mary: OMFG
Boyd: You know,Once you go black, you never go back
Mary:more like, Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair

I'll never wash my cheek 

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"
I'll never wash my cheek by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek 

yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)
I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)

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I'll never wash my cheek 

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"
I'll never wash my cheek by Guess September 22, 2003

funniest-thing-never 

A phrase used to describe a situation that is funny but should never happen...ever.

Used in situations when something is funny but you should not be laughing.
A.C.: Hey B, how was father's day?
B: My adopted dad told me I was actually his son.
A.C. Haha that's the funniest-thing-never.