clit mites

vaginal termites

Sebastian "So i went down on this girl from Bunkasfuck and she gave me clit mites."
Carl "Karma."

by PointerPal December 11, 2013

Textual Molestation

Bothering someone through text

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!

by Dave Damon July 15, 2015

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

team modest

A group of incredible guys who drive really fast cars but are modest enough to think they are slow

"that group of cool guys over there are team modest"

by The_RuberDuck🐥 June 14, 2016

team modest

A group of incredible guys who drive really fast cars but are modest enough to think they are slow

"that group of cool guys over there are team modest"

by The_RuberDuck🐥 June 14, 2016

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016