mississippi windchime

ten niggers hanging from a tree

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

by Brutus the toothless July 2, 2023

Mississippi Special

An absolutely nauseating girl or woman, usually between the ages of 16-27, but can come in any age. They are easily recognized by their daisy duke shorts with the top button undone because they're two sizes too small, and cowboy boots or UGGS. They have been ran through by every guy in your school/place of work and somehow still have the audacity to think they're a prize. What most second-rate Southern Belle types become. Despite being complete whores, they're usually decently good-looking which is how they bait their prey. Typically found in Mississippi but can also be spotted in neighboring states such as Georgia, Alabama, and as far out as West Virginia. Beware.

Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"

Guy 1: That's a pretty good-looking broad.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.

by Yous_urname May 12, 2021

Mississippi Brick House

An abnormally dense casserole dish of baked spaghetti

“One block of the Mississippi Brick House, and you’re set for a week”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated.

by Janzlife April 23, 2023

Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits the cum into another girls vagina.

Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.

by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Mississippi Waterfall

A Mississipi Waterfall is the act of pissing on a relative

Mom smelt like piss for a week after my brother gave her a mississippi waterfall

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023