Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.
I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide
by cockspitter July 11, 2023
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Mississippi Bitch

The first person in a party to insist on leaving or to refrain from the continuation of alcohol consumption.
Chad: “Last one (Alcoholic Beverage) for me fellas.”
Jake: “Bro, you’re being a Mississippi Bitch!”
by Rocketeer January 30, 2021
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Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.
Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.
by JewSnapper December 30, 2018
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Mississippi Razzle Dazzle

The act of "bedazzling" someone's genitalia with gems before sucking them off
"Dude that hoe at the front desk of the Budget Inn gave me Mississippi Razzle Dazzle!"
by Jo Jo Meister May 29, 2025
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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 17, 2020
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Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
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Columbus Mississippi

a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service
man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?

where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
by Tedmo January 27, 2022
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