Milf Muff 

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.

OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"

Milf Muff by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021

milf near your area 

Something that disappears when VPN is on

There's alot of ads about milf near your area,use Nord vpn

milf near your area by Thehexx560 November 18, 2021

milf clip 

hair claw that moms wear to keep their hair out of their face

Look at Claire, she’s wearing a milf clip.

milf clip by adoredrat December 30, 2021

MILF Milking March 

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

MILF Milking March by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

Milf sex 

Something I wanna have

Hey dude do u wanna milf sex

Milf sex by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022

Milf Pack 

Like a wolf pack except made up of Milfs typically wearing spandex and speed walking together. Usually in groups of 4 or more and most commonly sighted in Orange County. Strollers may be present.

Man, I got attacked by a wild milf pack at the park this morning. It was SWEET.

Milf Pack by milfman12 November 15, 2011

Milf Attacked 

Milf means "mom I'd like to fuck". Its a word of affection males who like older women gave older women.

Unfortunately, older women's sense of self beauty is not derived from actual beauty. Its derived from her belief that adult women in their teens and 20's are a perversion of some kind and that only sickos fall in love with 18-27 year old women. "us 43 year old women are the hottest because only perverts like those 24 year old women."

Older women (including milfs) tend to lash out at older males (28+) who date young women and tell these males' young girlfriends to break up with them because age gaps are 'dangerous' and 'predatory'. This is known as a Milf Attack.

"You are 29. My niece is only 20. You are almost 30. that is too old for her. You dangerous creep"-typical milf attack.

"you are 45 and she is 25. That is sick. You dirty old man. creep. Sicko. Letch. Pervert. If she has any brains, she will run from you old man. MANIPULATOR!!!"-Typical milf attack from an older woman.

"No boytoy ever forgets where we were the first time we were milf attacked by an older woman because we were 29 and our girlfriend was 18. How dare us. thats just sooo 'sick'. She even told my girlfriend to break up with me because I was 'dangerous' due to being older. Older women (milfs) take our youth and then call us perverts and 'dangerous' when we get older and catch up on the time they took from us with a young beautiful lover of our own. That is milf's fatal character flaw. Unbelievable. Wow. Just wow."-typical boytoy blossoming into a milf attacked sugardaddy

"damn. My girlfriend's mother milf attacked me because I am 32 and she is 20. She told my girlfriend I'm dangerous. Now my girlfriend wont take my calls. I've never done anything 'dangerous'. What a bitch"-john
"wow. john. You got totally milf attacked!! Milfs got issues"

Milf Attacked by Muscular Rugby Player January 8, 2009