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midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!
by Evake March 23, 2024
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Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)
I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget
by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021
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midgetitis

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
by Anal crisp December 26, 2017
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Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019
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significant midget

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.
"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."

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"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023
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drop the midget

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.
by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017
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Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league
by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019
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