Matthew

Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not

Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?

by Matthews lover October 10, 2018

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Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010

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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

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Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her

Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad

by Subscribe To PewDiePie November 15, 2018

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Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018

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Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.

Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?

by SadietheKat August 10, 2017

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