Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not
by Matthews lover October 10, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.
Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!
Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho
Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on
Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!
Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho
Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on
Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!
by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010
Get the Matthew Mcconaugaymug. Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
by longschlong79 August 24, 2021
Get the Matthew’s Mommug. by Jake24444 December 6, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. by Tatinarollz June 30, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
by Manthefan123 May 10, 2016
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is that one guy in Comhairle that just screams babe at random moments and gives the best hugs
Yep that's Matthew
by Anybodywannadance777 October 18, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.