Matthew

Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not

Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?

by Matthews lover October 11, 2018

Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 04, 2010

Matthew

Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)

#Matthew

by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times

My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him

by Lyssa gilding December 27, 2018

Matthew

A big dick head that's super ugly🙃

Another word for trash is Matthew

by FACTSSSSSforme March 13, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is that one guy in Comhairle that just screams babe at random moments and gives the best hugs

Yep that's Matthew

by Anybodywannadance777 October 18, 2019

Matthew

A charming asian guy has a big d for an asian dude nice,athletic,But he also likes people call him Matty for short
the most favorite he say is I'm your man

Matthew is sexy a gift from god to your ladies out there:)
btw Tap in to Matthew

by MattyMmmdab January 16, 2018