shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

cock looker

One who enjoys looking at another's genitals and judges their attractiveness. However, a cock looker, does not take his visual needs into action and will only look but not touch. Be carful because Identifying one could be challenging because often times they may use binoculars to disguise their need to look at cocks.

1. While talking to Zack I noticed him smiling and looking at my cock... He must be a cock looker.
2. The beezos don't appreciate cock lookers

by Bezzos' May 20, 2016

squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af

U lil squidward lookin ass

by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018

Barge Looty

Someone’s butt that is so big.
Similar to tig bitties.

Damn look at that barge looty.
Your girls got a barge looty.

by Zouch.Creator August 10, 2019

Booster Looster

The opposite of Looster Booster. The channel has the same name but switched around. Run by Johnny Saiden aka DaMightyBoss. He’s most famous for posting the video “Cue Aidens Hairline”, which was sadly taken down. Sub to Booster Looster

Joe: Hey have you watched the video cue Aidens hairline?
Mama: No. Who made it?
Joe: This channel called Booster Looster. You should sub to him.
Mama: Aight

by Cardboard_Eggs November 5, 2019

Dave Look

When you look for something and really don’t look and give up too easily. The thing you are looking for is typically right in front of you.

Hey while you are up, can you get me a Dr. Pepper? “I can’t find it”. You get up and move the milk in the fridge and it’s right there. That’s when you say “you did a Dave Look”

by Dud Spud July 11, 2021

Dick-Looker

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

by Doctrclark July 30, 2022