long boi g🅰️🆖 

the long boi G🅰️🆖 is a term used for iconic slim Jim’s gang mmmmmmmhhhhhh so tasty makes me wanna suck one off wait fuck I’m still typing.

Me:Wanna join the long boi G🅰️🆖?

Friend: Wtf is that😂
Me: Damn you Kyle how can you not know it

Friend: I’m not like you tard

Me:well I’m gonna tell you the story on how I entered the G🅰️🆖

long boi g🅰️🆖 by all_vsco_girls_must_die September 16, 2019

long beach island 

lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.

where you get this dank smizz.

Long Beach Island

I love that place, fuck a tourists there.

long beach island by mlpkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq December 25, 2008

Long Island 

A small piece of land wedged between New York City and oblivion. Forever known for Billy Joel, grating accents, and, unfortunately, the Hamptons.

I'll speak funny and listen to Billy Joel, but I'm from Long Island, not the Hamptons.

Long Island by Silver386 October 8, 2005

LONG ISLAND 

Is an island off Manhattan island, that is 118 miles long. Long Island contains Queens, Brooklyn, Nassau, and Suffolk counties. Queens and Brooklyn are part of the 5 boroughs of New York City.

Nassau and Suffolk Counties are not part of the 5 boroughs and are strictly just Long Island.

***I don't know why, but many that live in Queens and Brooklyn think they're not part of "long island". Sorry, unless there is some river that just appears overnight over the Queens/Nassau border, you are part of THIS island!

***Many that live in Nassau and Suffolk (not all sorry if I generalized somebody), think that once you cross that Queens/Nassau border, you are no longer part of long island. Nope, they're the city limits, and also geographically connected to this very island.

If you want to listen to me, maybe you should substitute the term "long island" if you live in Queens or Brooklyn, to "going out east" or "out in the island", just something like that etc. Same thing goes for you guys in Nassau and Suffolk, when your heading towards Queens or Brooklyn, just say "Queens" or "Brooklyn"

Rock on --

Blah blah blah Long island blah blah

***they made we write this

LONG ISLAND by jasasloeoepwgagajajamaja December 9, 2010

long-term investment 

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"

Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.

long-term investment by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010

long johnson 

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.

Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!

long johnson by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014

Long Flex 

If someone is rude, ignorant or a complete dumb ass.

While observing the WW1 two minute silence a gentlemen who has no respect is gassing on the phone... Can you hear that guy? He's such a Long Flex!

Long Flex by Ricardo, Desmond & Sandeca December 9, 2008