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locker buddies

Dude we're just locker buddies.
by MysticX November 8, 2007
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muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.
Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!
by Beauhemian November 6, 2008
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Rusty Lock

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and there is another guy having anal sex with him at the same time.
Man, the other night Ron and Yonnie gave Kassandra a hard Rusty Lock.
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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cap-lock

To shout at someone unnecessarily.

Shouting at someone unintentionally, as if your internal "caps lock" was accidentally struck.
"Dude, I'm right in front of you...stop cap-locking me!"

"Did you see Brad cap-locking that waitress for no reason?...what a jerk!"

"That Slipknot concert has jacked up my hearing, bro...I've been cap-locking people all day without knowing it...I feel like a pint-sized Lou Ferrigno."
by Jonnie W. January 14, 2009
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fire lock

As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun one feels at the first blare of a fire alarm.

Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency when you seize up and start bleeding from your ears?
*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*

"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"

*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."
by Gran Torino April 22, 2011
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land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection
Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.
by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014
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Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.
I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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