lagerchino

1. The massive head of foam when an incompetent bar-person pours a pint of lager.

2. Male ejaculate after a night on the piss

1. Jesus love, you wanna sprinkle some chocolate on that lagerchino while you're at it?

2. Sophie thought she could taste last night's Kronenburg in Simon's lagerchino.

by Kyza October 23, 2005

Lagerjaxvar

The inner being, or soul.

Tony's lagerjaxvar is huge!

by 'Cut January 9, 2006

Langer

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

by antix June 16, 2016

lick lager

the act of performing cunnilingus

"dude i got soooo drunk with these bitches last night"
"well did ya lick lager?"
"of course!!!!!!!"

by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010

pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007

lardekatrexibon

a word used when it all goes really wrong,and you can't think of anything to say.

"it's all gone up the lardekatrexibon"

by Ben Cowley December 10, 2003

Laige

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Laige) the act of smoking marijuana, etc...

Adj/Adv: (Laiged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some laige.

verb: I laiged earlier and am so hungry right now.

adj./adv.: That laiged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

by GDMS February 27, 2004