land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010

lan- land

It is the world you are in when you realize that the world your in is the world that leads back to the real world.

People go to restuarant and eat frog leggs, however these same people in lan- land will try to save the frog and keep it as a pet.

by Nebo November 30, 2007

Land Natzi

Any person who excells at Risk or Monopoly type games.

George: 'Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!

Sally: 'You're a fricken Land Natzi'

by landnazi1 October 17, 2010

land grab

The disgusting girls that sailors scoop up at when they come ashore. Also can be used to describe any nasty girl a guy picked up at a bar.

"Dude, you were wasted last night. You should have seen the 'land grab' you were kissing!"

by Mike S. March 24, 2004

Land a'hoe

The common phrase stated after someone does an Accidental Pirate

"A guy did an Accidental Pirate on me last night lol" "You said Land a'hoe right?!"

by Jokktapus January 24, 2014

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004

landing zone

where you leave your business - a toilet

I was in a pinch so I had to use the pool as a landing zone

by kukurface February 21, 2010