a lonely lighthouse

a polite version of severe paranoia.
a person (most likely a female) who often feels deeply alone and dismissed for no reason whatsoever, usually only because of the sheer fear. this drives her to the road of insanity and misinterpretaion of the reality. usually winds up saying bad things she does not really think and pushing away people she really likes. she therefore ends up with the instant feeling of guilt, regret and - paradoxically- truly alone.

the lighthouse reffers to the state of mind- a person is so closed within, so self-centered and emotionall that is also extremaly crazy, overthinking and overanalizing in addition.

no one can really stay around the lighthouse too long without getting furious and mad.

- so man, wanna date the friend that I introduced to you?
- I don't know bro, she seems such a lonely lighthouse, those girls are crazy as sh**.

a lonely lighthouse by vlaknejede August 24, 2014

Texas Lovelock

When you lovelock your partner and simultaneously force feed them Arby's

I need 20 beef n cheddars my girls hurting for a Texas lovelock

Texas Lovelock by ChazerB June 21, 2017

holy lonely pony eating macaroni 

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

holy lonely pony eating macaroni by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

Michael Collins Lonely

Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.

Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.

Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.

Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.

Michael Collins Lonely by InternetHuman September 17, 2016

Lovelock 

The act of putting your partner in a chock hold during doggy style or when they are face down.

I walked in on my dad lovelocking my mom

Lovelock by ChazerB June 21, 2017

boston lonely

The greatest f***ing rock band ever to come out of Berklee College of Music. They rock so hard, it will literally make your butt hurt.

I believe the other definition should be by 'Berklee STUDENT Against Boston Lonely' because you're the only one. Everybody else loves those guys.

boston lonely by Yep, the tests are in: I'm your Daddy. September 30, 2006

Levely 

A small Penis Like Person.

Levely by Anonymous August 14, 2003