3 knuckle shuffle

Another term for female masterbation see also flick the bean

"Nah, I'm sorry Linda, I can't hang out tonight. I had a bad day. I think I'm just going to go home, do the 3 knuckle shuffle and go to bed."

by Jen February 28, 2004

Penis Knuckling

To insert an object into ones penis (urethra) to gain pleasure or because one is a masacist. Anytime an object is inserted in the penis not for medical reasons.

If you start penis knuckling you may injure you urethra due to its soft interior.

by Mr. Johnny Hammerballs March 18, 2010

klunky

1) meaning fat or groovy bass lines in acid jazz

2) derivative of clunker meaning something is old

klunky jazz
this machine is a bit klunky

by Astro29 January 27, 2009

Knuckel Children

Any form of masturbation.

After watching a good porno it is good to bust afew knuckel children.

by rico.suave March 5, 2009

knuckstache

when a woman's hormones grow out of control, and an extreme amount of hair grows on the knuckles as a result, which resembles a mustache.

Damn, that crazy bitch needs to trim her knuckstache.

by tutt mason July 23, 2009

Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.

dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it

by thenorm March 17, 2011

Knuckle Drizzle

What happens when and older Gentleman strokes the cock, and the load doesn't fly off any more.

Bob tried to shoot sally right in her eye, but all he got a was a bit of the knuckle drizzle.

by jersdunz September 20, 2012