A jew who can smell a penny from a mile away. Kyle will consistently link his Lipsi to his Snapchat story in hopes that a girl will finally tell him he's cute when it's not actually going to happen, and when it gets
repetitive and old, he'll flirt with his
close friends sisters and get rejected in 5.32294720 milliseconds. Kyle is a trash
hockey player and can't even make the high school JV squad.