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A jew who can smell a penny from a mile away. Kyle will consistently link his Lipsi to his Snapchat story in hopes that a girl will finally tell him he's cute when it's not actually going to happen, and when it gets repetitive and old, he'll flirt with his close friends sisters and get rejected in 5.32294720 milliseconds. Kyle is a trash hockey player and can't even make the high school JV squad.
Nate: Wtf happened to the change I had in my piggy bank?
Kyle: I didn't see anything in there..
Kyle by ChiefsRaysBolts February 20, 2019
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A Small Jewish white kid who has a small penis
That’s the guy with the small penis its KYLE!
Kyle by Ttfdfgyhdfgbhrd September 25, 2018
A shit head that does nothing and only listens to him self .Is not sexy or handsom, masterbaits all the time and plays alots of games.
Kyle Sucks at fortnite
Kyle by F head u August 25, 2018
a kyle is a rare form of retardation, when encountering one you must be very careful as most encounters are unpleasant due to his high levels of toxicness! you also might want to stay away unless you want gonorrhoea and bleading ears ( he canny fucken sing) you have been warned!
beware of the kyle
kyle by scottishsket January 27, 2019
The kid nobody likes because they are good at everything, plus has a small penis
Kyle by You're Honest Mother March 13, 2018