Jordan's Law

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.
When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.
by Taloon64 November 05, 2006
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Floor Jordan

Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.
Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan
by TotallyVindicated December 04, 2011
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Jordan Peterson

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.
"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."
by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019
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Jordan (girl)

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.
Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.
by dbabs December 19, 2013
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girl jordan

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her
by Kylee1962 October 05, 2017
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michael jordan

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.
by Adrian July 02, 2006
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Jordan Marie

Very sexy girl. Always chasing after one certain guy waiting for him to realize she it the one. She can be very shy but once you get to know her she is crazy and will do almost anything. A great kisser. You never want to miss out on getting a chance to hug or kiss a Jordan Marie.
Jordan Marie should be with the guy she loves
by Piggyfrog May 19, 2015
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