Floor Jordan

Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.

Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan

by TotallyVindicated December 4, 2011

Jordan Peterson

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.

"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."

by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019

Jordan (girl)

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.

Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.

by dbabs December 20, 2013

girl jordan

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her

You can always count on girl Jordan.

by Kylee1962 October 4, 2017

michael jordan

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

by Adrian July 2, 2006

jordan shoes

The shoes that trap people use and people who got money

O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's

by Clt.jeff September 13, 2017

Jordan Marie

Very sexy girl. Always chasing after one certain guy waiting for him to realize she it the one. She can be very shy but once you get to know her she is crazy and will do almost anything. A great kisser. You never want to miss out on getting a chance to hug or kiss a Jordan Marie.

Jordan Marie should be with the guy she loves

by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015