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Jock Soccer

Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 21, 2024
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Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
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Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
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Jock

To both Jet and Rock at the same time. Used to leave a scene/place.
- Hey let's jock.
- Sounds good
by Jucktan Philips December 8, 2021
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Jock

To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.
"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."
by Mr. Flashback August 9, 2013
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Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.
Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?
by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019
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jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
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