A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
by CCCracker May 25, 2023
by Floppyfish6788 May 08, 2022
Recipe for a J-Speeder
1) Shot of Bacardi 151
2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
1) Shot of Bacardi 151
2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
by WaffleFury June 04, 2011
A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
by Serious biniz January 29, 2016
A friend who you will often make plans with and then last minute they cancel on you and don't show up. Often due to weddings or being whipped
by Gmoneymurphy December 15, 2013
Blow Job after period sex.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
by PetulantPerfectionist April 05, 2010