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alert rape

Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.
Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"
by Carf8198 February 18, 2009
mugGet the alert rapemug.

gin rape

The act of buying someone a gin and tonic when they didn't want one, preferably with their own money.
Thom: Hey, Josh, it's your round. Fetch me another pint!
Josh: Sure thing!
*returns with G&T*
Josh: GIN RAPE!
Thom: Aww.
by Snorfalorpagus February 1, 2009
mugGet the gin rapemug.

Rape nuts

1.A savage groping of a mans testicles, usually by a woman.
2.A grabbing and tearing of the genital area
Man that bitch opened up a box of RAPE NUTS on Roy.
by Mc Matt December 2, 2004
mugGet the Rape nutsmug.

spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.
by He's the boxman September 28, 2006
mugGet the spoon rapemug.

rape kink

When you have sex and roleplay as if you’re being raped/raping
Person 1: “I have a rape kink”
Person 2: “Rape kink? The fuck is that?”
Person 1: “Roleplay as if I’m getting raped when in all reality I’m not.”
by Jace’s Mom December 23, 2020
mugGet the rape kinkmug.

save rape

When a feminazi accuses you of raping her when you really saved her life.
A man saved me from drowning but now I'm going to sue him for rape. #save rape
by Bolivian Anal Mustard January 3, 2016
mugGet the save rapemug.

J-rape

I got piss drunk last weekend and J-raped some girls.
by shelden williams February 21, 2008
mugGet the J-rapemug.

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