by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

by Turtle Rider September 7, 2013

Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
by IAmDillChicken June 14, 2016

by Dimes January 30, 2008

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.
Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party
Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!
Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink
Sexy Girl: Meow
Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!
Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink
Sexy Girl: Meow
by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

by Batty man123 January 25, 2019

by bignippleboy February 5, 2010
