An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.
by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015
An Internet Supervillain is normally described as someone who has high social power, primarily in their league, be it Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, or any other site. They can often be suckers for creating utter chaos and turn comment sections into complete warzones with any accomplices, allies, or followers. Overall they tend to be very unique depending on the individual. Examples of people who qualify as Internet Supervillains would include leafyishere, MeiAIDS, and likely Quackity.
" Wait, some maniac is beginning to grow big on Reddit and use their followers to harass other people? Sound the Internet Supervillain alarm! "
by Mr. Heck January 26, 2020
by extremely_flammable July 24, 2010
Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.
Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
by Killzonebear September 24, 2014
When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.
Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler June 11, 2007
Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
by New_Yardbird February 25, 2011
Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
by FAB! August 06, 2017