Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012

Chic-Fil-A hooker

A woman or a man who brings home Chic-Fil-A sandwhiches and chicken nuggets (non grilled)
to induce sexual arousal from their partner

That Chic-Fil-A hooker tossed some chicken my way cause she wanted to put some stank on my hang low...

by Swampdonk68 March 11, 2015

dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.

I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.

by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Snapchat hooker

Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.

“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.

by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019