hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

Hooker house

This is the place a guy named Mikey would live.

Mike acts like he comes from a hooker house all ratched.

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

hooker

The greatest thing that gives crabs

I will knock up a hooker

by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019

Snapchat hooker

Someone who cons multiple people who care about them into “lending” them small amounts of money for created emergencies. They receive the money from as many people that will fall for it and not only use it for other things but never pay it back.

So I sent Danny money when he said he had a flat tire, when he need gas, even money to put on his bros books while he was locked up and he spent it on some bullshit. Then I found out he did the same thing from a bunch of other people. Damn, I feel like I was hustled by a Snapchat Hooker.

by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021

Hooker Sugar

Hooker sugar is a nickname given to cocaine

Alright mate, wanna Chuck to £50 for some hooker sugar

by Fanny wetter June 1, 2021