Bloody hooker 

Bloody hookers are tasty shots….basically a kamikaze shot with a squirt or two of Tabasco. Who doesn’t love a bloody hooker?!

Man, that bloody hooker sure was tasty! Let’s have another.

Bloody hooker by spankyho July 9, 2021

Snapchat hooker 

Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.

“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.

Snapchat hooker by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021

Snapchat hooker 

Someone who cons multiple people who care about them into “lending” them small amounts of money for created emergencies. They receive the money from as many people that will fall for it and not only use it for other things but never pay it back.

So I sent Danny money when he said he had a flat tire, when he need gas, even money to put on his bros books while he was locked up and he spent it on some bullshit. Then I found out he did the same thing from a bunch of other people. Damn, I feel like I was hustled by a Snapchat Hooker.

Snapchat hooker by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021

bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.

Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.

bar-hooker by burslem December 24, 2021

Muddy Hooker 

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

Muddy Hooker by chadd33 January 22, 2022

Thai Hooker Bomb 

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.

Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."

Thai Hooker Bomb by Powd May 14, 2022

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

Day Hooker Cooter by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023