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Committed Helmsmanship

1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.

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2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.
1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.

2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.
by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004
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Helmut Lang

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.
by Ian Chode May 2, 2004
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viking helmet

When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".

With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.
by AR. September 6, 2008
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dark helmet

1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.
"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."
by El-Keter March 14, 2003
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Cheese Helmut

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.
by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009
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Shiny Helmet Party

A party or other gathering where there are too many guys compared to girls; or virtually nothing but males in attendance.
Let's split man... this is nothing but a shiny helmet party!
by Pdubya64 June 15, 2010
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spartan helmet

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.
boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!
by Felly B December 25, 2007
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