by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019
Get the Stevie half shagged mug.A rah uni accommodation in Bristol that’s home to the poshest ketty twats you’ll ever meet
To fit in here u must have
A) signet ring
B) trust fund / daddy’s credit card
C) north face puffer (to pretend that ur street)
BONUS: have ur hair cut in curtains
Rarely seen during the day, Wills students tend to come out past 6pm, either to collect their £50 deliveroo order or to cry their way through no meat monday’s (fuck vegans)
“my absolute fave place” - Winston Churchill
“get off the fucking lawn” - Tracey
To fit in here u must have
A) signet ring
B) trust fund / daddy’s credit card
C) north face puffer (to pretend that ur street)
BONUS: have ur hair cut in curtains
Rarely seen during the day, Wills students tend to come out past 6pm, either to collect their £50 deliveroo order or to cry their way through no meat monday’s (fuck vegans)
“my absolute fave place” - Winston Churchill
“get off the fucking lawn” - Tracey
Guy 1: whats that building at the top of the hill
Guy 2: that's Wills Hall accommodation
Guy 1: ah they're at the top of the hill so they must be superior
Guy 2: that's Wills Hall accommodation
Guy 1: ah they're at the top of the hill so they must be superior
by wheelsonthebusgorah December 29, 2020
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Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
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Get the Elliot Hallway mug.Happy Halloween Kyle is the act of carving a poop emoji into a pumpkin, then defecating into the pumpkin, adding some candy corn and a candle, then leaving it on someone's porch just before Halloween. The carving and candy corn accents allows for more exciting social media images of this heinous Halloween prank. Experience pumpkin carvers may carve the image of a pooping human into the pumpkin to make the real poop appear as if left by the character in the carving. Not only will this psychologically scar the owner of the porch it is left on, but it also shares a goal with the Poopie Pumpkin of surprising and horrifying any unsuspecting pumpkin smashers. The Happy Halloween Kyle is similar to the Crap-o-lantern but is a heinous escallation. This horrible Halloween prank was originally described in a book called Pooping In Places.
That really nice house at the end of the street gave out raisins for Halloween last year, so this year I left them a big Happy Halloween Kyle!
by Luther Bazoo September 16, 2023
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taking matters into your own mouth.
if you want something done right, do it yourself.
taking matters into your own mouth.
if you want something done right, do it yourself.
by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008
Get the 34 and a halfer mug.When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.
Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010
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