the act of when a man streches out a women's ass hairs very tightly, and then proceeds to play the native norwegian national anthem. the man will continue this melodious symphony, until the female reaches the point of the "squirt".
Tim - " Yo, i was totally hit'n katya last evening, when i started rock'n out to the native tune."
King SwAGKiiD LeX - " Did You Pull Off The NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO ? "
Tim - " You bet yo, had to end it early becuase she busted at the chorus. "
King SwAGKiiD LeX - " Did You Pull Off The NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO ? "
Tim - " You bet yo, had to end it early becuase she busted at the chorus. "
by Norwegian Sex April 12, 2011
Get the NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO mug.An awesome multi-platform game that has become a pop-culture phenomenon due to it's ability to make the player feel like they are a talented guitarist without having to waste any time actually leaning how to play a guitar.
Like all things that experience fast widespread success, and cause hot topics of conversation, it has it's detractors. Mainly guitar-players who are angry at the game's ability to make them look bad, and because they didn't know about it first. Like all critics of this type, they take an elitst stance and usually combat any conversation regarding the game with statements like 'Why don't you just play a real guitar'. Or 'It's just a poor man's version of a real guitar', ignorant to the well-noted fact that no girl has been impressed by a guy who can play the guitar skillfully since 1995.
It is this shift in the female gender's attraction from the traditional guitarists to non-instrumental vocalists that has garnered much resentment from the guitarist community. In addition to the fact that being a member of a small band is now less attractive than being a Level 639 at Warcraft.
It is also worth noting that while there are other games that simulate the experience of a sport or activity, such as the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater franchise, Dance Dance Revolution, 'music-making' games, and Sim-whatever; which do not recieve the same hostility from their peer groups. "Why don't you just go and skate/dance/compose/build your OWN theme-park. This is understood to be because of the "Guitars-are-lame paradox", where being skilled at a video game replicating classic guitar songs looks more fun than actually playing them would be.
Like all things that experience fast widespread success, and cause hot topics of conversation, it has it's detractors. Mainly guitar-players who are angry at the game's ability to make them look bad, and because they didn't know about it first. Like all critics of this type, they take an elitst stance and usually combat any conversation regarding the game with statements like 'Why don't you just play a real guitar'. Or 'It's just a poor man's version of a real guitar', ignorant to the well-noted fact that no girl has been impressed by a guy who can play the guitar skillfully since 1995.
It is this shift in the female gender's attraction from the traditional guitarists to non-instrumental vocalists that has garnered much resentment from the guitarist community. In addition to the fact that being a member of a small band is now less attractive than being a Level 639 at Warcraft.
It is also worth noting that while there are other games that simulate the experience of a sport or activity, such as the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater franchise, Dance Dance Revolution, 'music-making' games, and Sim-whatever; which do not recieve the same hostility from their peer groups. "Why don't you just go and skate/dance/compose/build your OWN theme-park. This is understood to be because of the "Guitars-are-lame paradox", where being skilled at a video game replicating classic guitar songs looks more fun than actually playing them would be.
Subject A: "Hey I've just bought Guitar Hero!"
Subject B: "Ughh, philistine. How moronic. Why don't you just be a REAL man and learn how to play guitar for REAL. Heh"
Subject A: "Errrm, are you aware that you're not in 1995 or a movie?"
Test subject (female): Will you (subject A) come over to my house to show me how to play Guitar Hero?"
Subject A: "Yes."
Subject B: "Ughh, philistine. How moronic. Why don't you just be a REAL man and learn how to play guitar for REAL. Heh"
Subject A: "Errrm, are you aware that you're not in 1995 or a movie?"
Test subject (female): Will you (subject A) come over to my house to show me how to play Guitar Hero?"
Subject A: "Yes."
by guitarsarelameparadox December 31, 2007
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Get the guitar face mug.A person who obsesses over guitars and guitar related paraphernalia. This Person spends most or all of there time talking about guitar and famous Guitarist they barely take the time to actually learn how to play a song from start to finish. A large number of these people attempt to learn songs like 'stairway to heaven' by 'Led Zeppelin'. A guitar nerd will also obsess over a certain model or brand of guitar such as the Les Paul, Stratocaster or SG.
Guitar Nerd: I just bought a new Pedal for my SG.
Friend One: Ya that will go good with all your other pedals, amps and guitars you don't know how to use.
Friend 2: Dude you are such a guitar nerd!
Friend One: Ya that will go good with all your other pedals, amps and guitars you don't know how to use.
Friend 2: Dude you are such a guitar nerd!
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Bob: Dude, why don't you buy Rock Band? It's sooooo much better than Guitar Hero.
Tom: Well, you and Steve are my only friends. I don't see the point.
Steve: Hey, don't include me in your little group. I actually have friends.
Bob: Dude, why don't you buy Rock Band? It's sooooo much better than Guitar Hero.
Tom: Well, you and Steve are my only friends. I don't see the point.
Steve: Hey, don't include me in your little group. I actually have friends.
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