gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

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Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

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Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

by Alacardt May 23, 2018

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Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them

I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder

by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011

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