Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

by Jen December 17, 2004

GOAT THROAT

when a girl has a hair from her chin to the bottom of her neck, a very hairy neck/chin.

"I would hate to see how hairy the rest of that chicks body is because she has goat throat!"

by James A. Gray May 25, 2006

Goat Bag

Obnoxious/hilarious intruder of the once peaceful scrabble match or an apparatus for toating goats around.

ohh no, the goat bag is here make way for obnoxious scrabble interruption or Hey hand me that goat bag I need my goats.

by goatbag January 13, 2009

goat moan

A sound that a canadian makes when he is getting pwnd in any video game resulting in an older man humping him.

Josh(canadian): Muaah Muaah Muaah (goat moan)
Eric: The next guy that moans like a goat is going to get humped.
Josh: MUAAAAAAHHHHH
(Eric humps Josh)

by Orrin Oliver April 1, 2008

goat job

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

Goat Swag

When you have the swag of a goat

Guy 1: Hey! That kid Ronnie Fine really has some goat swag!
Ronnie Fine: Hey! You're right !

by RonnieFine69x November 29, 2011

goat poker

self explanatory

a person anally rapes goats

by steveo February 24, 2004