Goat Herder 

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.

G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic

Goat Herder by kumkee June 21, 2004

goat fornicator

A term opposite, but equal to calling someone a teabagger, but referencing a liberal hippie pinko commie.

The term "goat fornicator" (when used in reference to the hippie pinko commie left) is political speech. Its use has been allowed on LJWorld.com for quite some time.

goat fornicator by Reticent January 20, 2011

Goat Nigger 

A stinky, middle aged, cack-a-lackin, black mr. Scrooge looking ass baboon, named either Malik, or Rafiki, sporting $130 Jordan's paid in full by unemployment, while their multiple children lack basic human needs, thus cementing their role as a soon to be GOAT NIGGER; An unfortunately common species that needs population control ; Society's premier recipient of government services, and over policing; the entirety of the Ferguson city population; A farm animal among humans.

Person#1: Hey, the other day I saw Ray-Ray going to the post office, it was the first of the month, he got paid, and then he went directly to the package store, and proceeded to rob the place. He is such a burden on society.
Person#2 (shaking his head): Yea man, I went to school with Ray-Ray , we were friends until he stole my pumas, he's such a goat nigger.

Goat Nigger by ONLYjokingNOh8 August 2, 2016

Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

Goat nuts by squirrel March 17, 2004

goat titties 

A pair of elongated breast, resembling goat utters.

Look when she bends down, she got a pair of goat titties!!

goat titties by SDS drafting dept. May 11, 2010

goat face 

A goat face is somebody who is visually offensive

"Shut up goat face!"

goat face by Biggarethhouse March 14, 2004

Goat Peeling Apparatus© 

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

Goat Peeling Apparatus© by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007