funnel

Common for System Administrators to use the word funnel as a Firewall/Tunnel

Yo setup that IPSEC Funnel

by Lord Vega March 5, 2004

Finner

Whaler. Esp of the fin whale species

Sven was quite butt hurt he didn't have what it takes to become a proper finner.

by Bull in China shop May 30, 2018

funeral

A funeral is the ceremony that is held when the body of someone who has died is buried or cremated.

If you know the deceased, "I'm so very, very sorry. He was a wonderful man."
If the person was, say, a relative of a friend, and you're attending the funeral to give support for your friend, you might say how sorry you are, and then, "Fred had nothing but good things to say about his Uncle John. He had a huge impact on his life, and he loved his uncle dearly."

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Channel Tunnel Funnel

The portal to a rather smelly and unpleasant area.

After a night on the booze and Kebabs, Noel opened the door of the Channel Tunnel Funnel and gave birth to a dead otter.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

funnel

To gradually contort other's beliefs and gently lead them into your line of logic.

This article makes no sense, the author's trying to funnel me in again!!!

by fishmonger August 25, 2005

Irish Funeral

An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.

No-shit kid, its an Irish Funeral

by mJohnnys October 25, 2010

funeral friend

friends that one gets just to be at their funeral

Bob wasn't very well liked but he got mad funeral friends before he died.

by Sánchez February 24, 2005