midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

by Born to Felch September 4, 2008

french fries

In the term french fries (notice it's not capitalized), "french" refers to the way they're cut, NOT the country of origin (which happens to be Belgium).

So, we can see how extremely dumb it was to rename "french fries" "freedom fries," especially due to the fact that "french" does not refer to the country.

by GWR Definition Agency December 15, 2008

Felch bottom boat

when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face

Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it

by Fisticuffs77 January 21, 2008

I'd French That

A reference to "I'd Tap That", but the person your hitting on isn't exactly a sexually intercoursed target.

-cute girl walks by-
me: I'd french that. <3

by Hoapili March 5, 2009

French Girls

Wayyyyy Better than Italians ....the best girls in the world

Dude those girls are so perfect

Yea they must me French girls and definitely not Italian.

by Joey jonas June 14, 2018

french military victories

There have been many throughout history, including notably the American War of Independence

Without the French at the Battle of Yorktown, Americans would be singing God Save The Queen before baseball games.

by Atomic Death June 8, 2005