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free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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early-stage fascism

Attempts to develop dictatorial powers by a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist To rule as if there is a one-party government that tries to suppress opposition by rigging the system and intimidation or ignoring the responsibility to represent them. The latest rigging favors a military that protects special interests and the military-industrial complex.
The President is showing early-stage fascism. But it is likely the Senate will make him feel secure doing as he wishes with out a threat of needing to resort to later-stage fascism.
by mlhiss October 23, 2019
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Theatre Kid Fascism

Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.

The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.

What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
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Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
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