flappajon

when you fart into a sandwich and eat it

i feel like a flappajon

by nonyobeezwax May 31, 2019

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Flappable

Something which can flap.

Cards are flappable.

by pooksters July 19, 2019

Fappa

furry masturbation

The furry in the corner has been doing a fappa for quite a while now.
At a furry convention people tend to partake in a big fappa session.
Why is fappa suddenly the most popular category on Pornhub? I wan't to die because of it.

by AppaFappa March 26, 2019

Fapper

A douchebag idiot that probably has AirPods and wears his hood halfway, normally likes to talk in slurs and can’t stop saying “Bruh!” and “Bet!” for no goddamn reason also referred as a prep or popular bitch

Bro, look at Max he’s going into the bathroom to suck dick, what a fapper!!

by Long Shlong Ramon ;) March 29, 2019

Fappy

The combonation of fat and happy feeling after a holiday dinner

I'm so fappy i can't stand it!

by Junebug333 April 21, 2019

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019