Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.

That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.

by You Con Ho September 7, 2013

Forescarf

A prominent fashion scarf worn around the neck that resembles the foreskin on a man's penis because it is more loose and bulky compared to the rest of the wearer's clothing, and because of the way that it conceals the entire neck and chest, and sometimes even part of the face. A forescarf usually has a color or texture that contrasts starkly with the rest of the wearer's outfit. A forescarf can be any scarf with the aforementioned characteristics, but an example of a forescarf is the "infinity scarf" popular in women's fashion clothing.

I didn't recognize her until she retracted her forescarf. She should keep her forescarf peeled back so that people know who she is.

by ÜberSasquatch October 27, 2013

foreskins on a raft

Naval slang for chipped beef on toast.

"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."

by wanfuforever January 13, 2014

Forest Whitaker Orgasm

An orgasm so pleasuring that the person's left eye twitches uncontrollably for an extended period of time.

"Yo did Melissa and you hook up?"

"Yeah man, she gave me a Forest Whitaker Orgasm."
"Damn that's some shit."

by JayRayCrayCray June 12, 2015

forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.

Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"

by Beardy February 10, 2017

Forever Freshman

An upperclassmen who looks, sounds, or acts like a freshman. Sometimes they get mistakenly called freshman by other upperclassmen and even by other freshmen.

That kid graduated high school as a forever freshman. His voice and appearance hasn't changed at all.

by I don't have a name to post. October 12, 2017

Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.

She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.

by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018