1. When a bro services another bro sexually either because they do not have girlfriends, or they are bored.
2. Engrish for blow job.
2. Engrish for blow job.
by Bringindowntheblouse May 8, 2015
Get the Bro Jobmug. A lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.
Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.
Captain lax bro before a game: "Do work son!"
Lax bro 1: "Dude, did you just see that chick?!"
Lax bro 2: "Yeah bro she was alright."
Lax bro 1: "Just alright? Son you need your eyes checked."
Lax bro 2: "Bro chill, get with the flow, did you forget I'm practically engaged?"
Lax bro 1: "Dude, did you just see that chick?!"
Lax bro 2: "Yeah bro she was alright."
Lax bro 1: "Just alright? Son you need your eyes checked."
Lax bro 2: "Bro chill, get with the flow, did you forget I'm practically engaged?"
by brobabe May 8, 2009
Get the lax bromug. by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
Get the bro in the darkmug. A Kiwi (New Zealander) expression that is somewhat retro now. It is used when you want to say something is really cool.
by nevrar March 27, 2007
Get the choice bromug. 1.Don’t talk to your bro’s crushes ever, not even a little bit. That’s not cool and that’s betrayal.
2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.
2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.
by ImaGOAT9 January 2, 2020
Get the Bro Codemug. 1. You don’t want to marry bro kimbo!
2. dont be like bro (kimbo), make your own money.
3. bro kimbo supremacy
2. dont be like bro (kimbo), make your own money.
3. bro kimbo supremacy
by tortilla simp April 21, 2021
Get the bro kimbomug. 1. asking desperately for something but trying not to sound too desperate.
2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.
2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.
1. "Just five more minutes to write my test, blz bro."
2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."
"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."
2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."
"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."
by atunnelwith3cars August 1, 2021
Get the blz bromug.