Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"

Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!

by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010

Flopslopper

Usually one which likes to suck on someone elses penis while it is floppy. The term flopslopper usually only points towards homosexuals, but can sometimes be those which just have a craving for penis.

man 1: Did you hear about your brother last night and his boyfriend?
man 2: Oh yeah, they slopped eachothers flops.

OR
man 1: Geez, did you see that guy back there?
man 2: Yeah, hes a total Flopslopper.

by MrBurito August 20, 2010

Flipstickles

Word used to release frustration while trying NOT to curse.

My family is so loud exactly when Im trying to do work..
Flipstickles

by The Studious Scholar September 7, 2010

Flopset

The incapability of carrying out an activity or event.

1st person: Yo fam u on goin cinema today?
2:Nah fam dats a bit long
1st person: Ahhhh U Flopset!

by CokeC March 6, 2011

flopshot

The few seconds during a porno, or sexy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. Either the camera cuts to the hairy cum-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.

'Ah man did you watch 'horny home alone amateurs 11'? I was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, fucking flopshot should have been edited out.'

by sickfiction11 January 15, 2012

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

flips smooth out

actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind

My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.

My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....

by Meangirl#3 November 6, 2012