flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.

That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.

by PacDwarf June 22, 2011

pish flap

Basically labia, also used as a coarse substitute for lips.

Shut your pish flaps

by Heldo September 19, 2006

crud flap

A flap on the back of a twin tip ski or snowboard that prevents snow and ice from flying up behind the rider.

Since you got those Crud Flaps, I haven't been pelted in the face when I ski behind you.

by Matt Eder March 14, 2007

devil flap

Piece of cover that becomes separated from the duvet making an annoying flap of material.

We need to sort out the duvet, we have a devil flap again.

by spacemonkey007 January 23, 2014

Fish Flap Frenzy

When a woman has been denied sex and her genitalia starts a quiverin'.

" Ula Mae, when I see your attitude improve I'll be back to gives you some cock." I says. "In the mean time don't throw a Fish Flap Frenzy Fraulein."

by Mr. Doses June 24, 2018

flagshipped

To be the victim of misleading information or misdirection.

To have a deal broken or contract unfulfilled.

Man 1: I paid good money for the bonus features but two weeks later they gave the bonus features away for free!

Man 2: Damn man, you got Flagshipped!

by GolgoThirteen January 9, 2009

six flags

Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.

The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.

"ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"

by disturbed white chick October 31, 2009