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floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
by matt beast November 10, 2008
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Flippy-Sue

A Happy Tree Friends fan character who went to the war with Flippy, fell in love with him, sometimes getting married to him and having kids with him. They even flip out like Flippy and think PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is genetic.
The Flippy-Sue: OMG LIEK DIS IZ MAI ORIGNAL CHARUCTAH HUR NAEME IZ FLIPPENIS SEH UNDE FLEEPEH MET IN TEH WORE AND IT WHAZ LUVE AT FURST SIETE DEY HAD KIDS UNDE EVAHREEYUNE FLIHPS AOUT!!!
Random person: FLIPPY-SUE!!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE INTERNET, YOU 6-YEAR OLD, PERVY, WHORE!!!
by BrittonOfTheInternet October 10, 2011
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flappers

can be a woman`s flappy labia, but can also be breasts.
example 1:
mike: omg! last night i was going to have sex with katie! but she has some nasty ass flappers!
cody: that is disgusting. don`t tell me about her stinky crotch.

example 2:
ryan: your girlfriend has NO flappers! she is such a no-flapper beast!
cody: CHAT AP!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! AND SHE IS A GANGSTER!!! WHO CARES IF SHE DOESNT HAVE FLAPPERS!!!
by cassandra q March 13, 2007
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flampy

When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.
Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.
by Rex Mantooth October 17, 2006
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Fappy

A combination of the words "fat" and "happy"
Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"

Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle April 12, 2006
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floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.
Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.
by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004
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floppy button

Dude, she touched your floppy button?
by Dantheman1234986 March 12, 2009
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