mr falconer

a weak as piss dog
fuck you

fuck you mr falconer

by daquavis213 February 24, 2020

falcon

the name of quite posibly the worst car ever sold in australia, with the exception of perhaps the datsun 120Y

its lack of styling and complete uselessness on a racing track (or at a set of traffic lights late at night) when compared to commodores highlight the general inadequecy of its straight-6 engine and boring V8

the only good falcon is a recycled falcon

my v6-commodore has a better power-to-weight ratio than your straight-6 ford

i'd rather walk than drive a falcon

by aussieashcroft October 24, 2007

Falcon Punch

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!

Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!

by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008

facon

fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place

I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.

by peders July 14, 2012

Facon

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014

falcone

Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.

Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone

by ineed$ May 13, 2008

falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.

Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010