When an Asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and masturbates vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. When she does this, the Asian man leaps out of the shadows and ejaculates on her face or tits.
Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"
Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
by Mister Blackie April 27, 2009
The word for the moment when someone texts you (skype, kik etc.) or calls you while fapping to some nice porn.
Hey, guess what? Yesterday i was watching some nice xxx. While I was fapping, my friend texted me! That was a total social fap bust...
by WordExplainer February 05, 2014
When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.
by ipodtouchmasttterr May 21, 2009
by anon83!@& January 19, 2012
Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th
by Brady31 November 06, 2018
by UnbentSlinky December 07, 2012
An event of masterbational proportions, such as when a gathering of men and/or women gain witness to sexual nature in its most beautiful form.
Bro#1: Tell me you saw that bangin' chick rip her ass through that lycra...
Bro#2: I think the whole mall saw!
Bro#1: There has got to be at least 10 heads in this fap-o-rama...I'm gonna call my bro, he works for surveillance.
Bro#2: Bro, commence the call.
Bro#2: I think the whole mall saw!
Bro#1: There has got to be at least 10 heads in this fap-o-rama...I'm gonna call my bro, he works for surveillance.
Bro#2: Bro, commence the call.
by Mestrus August 11, 2008