Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.

"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"

by tweetlesann June 16, 2009

Fail Fuel

Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.

After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."

by stupidcakes June 19, 2009

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009

faglasses

Glasses that look stupid or "gay" (pardon me) on someone.

Tim - "Hey have you seen Sam's aviators?"

Josh - "You mean those faglasses? Yeah they look stupid on him."

by ZubiesDubies September 20, 2009

Fail-osophy

An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.

Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.

by L-Marsh September 24, 2010

fail

Formerly used to describe the situation of not achieving the desired result in an undertaking considered to be somewhat important or monumental. In the context of performance in regards to the completion of a a test: to achieve a sub-par result, usually less than 70%.

Currently used by mindless sheep to commemorate the lack of desired intention, especially in regards to the most inconsequential of actions. No longer applies in the context of not passing a test (due to educational standards being so low that achievement of less than 70% is essentially impossible if one is not retarded).

One of the twenty words used in the "new" English language that is comprised completely of buzzwords.

Future Intellectual #1: (drops piece of paper)
Future Intellectual #2: Fail
Future Intellectual #1: Random!

by Liter-rat September 17, 2012

Burrito Fail

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx

BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"

by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009