faty

A morbidly obese person.

TEH FATY IS MADE OF HAM.

by brgingerich December 20, 2008

falty

When you're wrong and you feel stupid about what you said and/or did wrong.

Bella: Did you just fart?
Justeeni: No.
Bella: ...Falty.

by Justeeni December 18, 2005

Fatty

Brit- The sexiest azz chubby woman ever. You may have ordered medium size onion rings but you got King. And no you had more like 25 onion rings not 8 don't lie.Also, she is a J-O-O (cuz she has no coordination)

" YO, fatty went to burger king for some onion rings."

"Guarantee you fatty comes back with King size"

by Chubbz April 4, 2005

Fatty Boom Boom

Commonly used name for the Chelsea and England midfielder Frank Lampard, a.k.a Fat Frank, Frank Lump-a-lard and Lardy the ground trembler. He is described as Fatty Boom Boom not only for his increasing girth but also due to his weight of shot - he has a right foot like a cannon though without the precision rifling that would confer accuracy. Most of his shots fly over the bar.

"Would someone tell Fatty Boom Boom to pass the ball to Gerrard rather than blasting it over the bar."
"That Fatty Boom Boom couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo"

by DudleyJason September 4, 2008

a Buck Fifty

A dick and two balls.

For example, take a dollar bill, and put two qaurters at the sides...and TA DA!

by Maester Malachi September 19, 2005

Fatty Fatty Short Short

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

by abe McAbe May 2, 2006

Fasty

The combination of the words fat and nasty. Mostly used to put down ugly girls or fat lesbians.

"DAMNNNNN!!! That is one fasty bitch!!"

by ZackKerp April 1, 2009