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Ethan

You have Ethan thighs
by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020
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Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.
Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN
by God father squidward February 24, 2020
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Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!
by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020
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Ethan Armstrong

On the outside Ethan looks too high up in the social ranks to talk to. He has lot's of friends, a great family, and straight A's. But once you start talking to him you realize how much of a funny and amazing person he is. There is so much more to him than what meets the eye. And that's saying a lot because Ethan is such a cutie!! He has chocolate brown eyes and a nice bright smile. If you have a personal problem that you want to talk about he will always be there to listen. He likes to go on crazy adventures and is a real adrenaline junky. He really likes That 70's Show and spending time with his gf. Him and his best friend have been together since elementary. When he gets older he wants around two kids and a year round trip to Cabo. Ethan is the cutest most awsomest person in the world!!!!
"dude Ethan Armstrong is too cool"
"I heard Ethan is a jetski god"
"yo thats dope"
by bby u kno who i m March 29, 2020
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Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

by Rakis April 1, 2020
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Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020
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Ethan Wilkins

Ethan Wilkins is such a fucking dunce.
by TyKi0149 April 17, 2020
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